I'm about to lose it and tell the lady next to me to stop fidgeting. Actually, she's putting on her makeup. She's been pulling her entire life out of her bag, sweeping crap on her face, while hooking the handle of her bag on her arm. So with each stroke, her arm AND bag handle brush against my arm. Normally, it's like, fine. But if you do this continuously for 20 mins (and counting) nonstop, ugh. (I'm totally screaming inside, by the way.)
I've adjusted my position a few times but each time I scoot away, she takes it as an invitation to make wider sweeping motions! Would it be terrible for my arm to slip and knock her elbow? While she's doing her eye liner. Yeah, woke up on the wrong side of the bed today...
(so this is why we have cameras on our phones!)
I would have spilled my coffee on her bag of tricks. No, really.........I would have! You are too nice. Or pretend you have an awful cold and make snorting hacking sounds into a Kleenex and sneeze and spit a few times......gross enough? I have more for you if you need it.
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